Impossible IQ Test

If an apple a day keeps the doctor _____,
what number comes next in the following sequence?
0, 1, __?
A. 0
B. 2
C. 3
D. 10

Bill is Jill’s great aunt twice removed.
Will is the opposite of _____?
A. Will not
B. Won’t
C. Neglect

If some marbles are round and I have a bag of marbles,
how many blue marbles have I lost since kindergarden?
A. red
B. yellow
C. green

I am not Pope John Paul,
but I wouldn’t mind,
maybe for a week. 1+1=__?
A. 0
B. 1
C. 3
D. 11

Like which of these is kind of like the others
but like not really like the others at all?
A. Animal
B. Animal
C. Animal
D. Animal
E. Animal

A train left the station at 5am this morning
travelling at a constant velocity of pi angstroms
per Ancient Chinese fen. This IQ test is _____?
A. Not ridiculous.
B. Effective.
C. Fair.
D. All of the above.


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