Michael Austin Cera is a Canadian actor best known for his roles in Arrested Development, Youth in Revolt, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist and Juno. Here, he has some good advice in this sketch but it’s posted here purely for your entertainment. I shouldn’t need to say this, but this video is not to be taken seriously and does not reflect the views or opinions of Hale College, et cetera. Enjoy! =)
“You have to ignore the losers…”
“Well, I would best describe myself as a model of personal development and success, and I’m a Gemini and my favorite food is pizza.”
“Some people say that successful people are just lucky. Ha. Luck doesn’t exist.”
“It’s interesting because I’m the happiest and most successful person I’ve ever met or known, and I’ve known some married couples…”
“…I couldn’t build callouses. Cut to 9 years later, I play the guitar every chance I get, when I’m not signing an autograph or reading a script or having copies of keys made, and whenever I see my mother calling on the phone I’ll pick up the guitar and play a song and she’ll hear it and say ‘hi, i was wrong, how are you?’”
“There are always certain people that will try to impede your progress in life that successful people refer to as losers.”
“If people find me more attractive to look at they also find me more fun to be around and more exciting to talk to.”
“By doing this you grow as a person and a human being and an investment for a company.”
“I find that when I’m physically fit my success in relationships is greatly helped whether they be sexual or professional or both, which happens frequently.”
“I’m constantly trying to better myself and further educate myself in any way that doesn’t involve reading.”
“Take it to the limit, me the extreme…”
“Just be yourself as long as that means that you’re a successful person. And if being yourself means that you’re a loser then watching this tape has been a waste of time for you because there’s nothing I can say to make your life any better.”
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